3 Minute Hero - Charlie
Charlie Had A Mission
Charlie Had A Quest
Charlie Had A Question That Stumped The Very Best
How Do I Get A Girl Close Enough To Me
To Make Her Mine Perpetually?
Charlie Never Got An Answer That He Used
But Due His Results He Should Be Excused
Charlie Had A Mission
Charlie Had A Dream
Charlie Had Ambition Like You Have Never Seen
Charlie Had One Driving Goal In His Life
To Get A Woman Close Enough To Him To Make Her His Wife
He Had Plenty Of Shots At The Opposite Sex
But He Always Uttered A Pessimistic Hex
Wrong Time Wrong Place
Wrong Person Wrong Clothes
And To Top It Off You Got A Funny Nose
Charlie Hung At Bookstores
Charlie Hung At Bars
He Could Make A Book For His Emotional Scars
Charlie Thought That He Had Reached The End Of His Rope
When A Leggy Blonde Masqueraded By As Hope
Charlie Staked His Life In This...his Last Attempt
He Strutted Up Beside Her And Grumbled `ahem!`
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Charlie Got A Girl
Charlie Got A Gal
Charlie Was A Squirrel She Was His Peanut Pal
They Did Everything Together Both Day And Night
And Despite Cohabitation They Rarely Had A Fight
But Charlie`s Dame Was A Camaro Who Soon Became A Hearse
That`s When Charlie Uttered The Familiar Curse
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