Adam Sandler - Corduroy Blues
When I Was A Boy
There Was No Limit On What I Could Eat
Shake After Shake After Shake After Shake
Followed By All Kinds Of Red Meat
Metabolism Runnin' Around So Fast
My Body Never Gained No Weight
That Pissed Off All My Momma's Friends
And Made My Big-boned Sister Irate
But Now I'm A Man
'cause Even When I'm In The Shower Alone
And All That Food Frolicking Has Caused My Ego To Hurt
I'm Too Embarrassed To Remove My Shirt
What Made A Millionaire Out Of Mr. Frito-lay
Made A Fat Mother-fucker Outta Me
What Made A Millionaire Out Of Mr. Frito-lay
Made A Fat Mother-fucker Outta Me
My Feets Are Becoming Difficult To See
I Believe It Was My Daddy
And All Them Cookies I Been Munching Lately
Who Led To This Eating Disease
When I Couldn't Finish A Burger With Cheese
Or Maybe It Was My Momma
Would I Get To See Momma's Good Moods
By Calling Me "the Little Candy-ass"
Only When I Gobbled Down Every Chicken Cutlet
Who Got Me Addicted To The Wrong Foods
They Said Eat This, They Said Eat That
And Now When I Walk I Hear Corduroy
Even Though I Ain't Wearing Pants
To Stay Skinny There Was No Chance
What Made A Millionaire Out Of Mr. Frito-lay
What Made A Millionaire Out Of Mr. Frito-lay
Made A Fat Mother-fucker Outta Me
(you Fat Fuck, You Fat Fuck)
Made A Fat Mother-fucker Outta Me
And All That Ice Cream I Been Eatin' Lately
(you Fat Fuck, You Fat Fuck)
My Chins Alone Weigh 203
The Diet Starts Tomorrow!
I Have A Grapefruit For Breakfast
Dinnertime It's A Saltless Potato
For Lunch A Bowl Of White Rice
I Ain't Allowed No Spice
If This Diet's Gonna Work
Tonight I Can't Eat No More
"just Go To Sleep," I Say To Myself
As I Close The Bedroom Door
Two In The Morning, I Wake Up To Piss
My Belly's Hungry And Achin'
Tiptoe To The Kitchen, Fuck The Diet
Bring On The Chips Flavored With Bacon
What Made A Millionaire Out Of Mr. Frito-lay
Made A Fat Mother-fucker Outta Me
What Made A Millionaire Out Of Mr. Frito-lay
Make A Tub O' Shit Outta Me
I Shoulda Bought Stock In Sara Leeand All Them Crumb-cakes I Been Eating Lately
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