Adam Sandler - Davey~s Song
He Dine And Dash Me! He Chew And Screw Me!
He Sip And Skip Me!
What?
He No Pay For His Four Scorpion Bowl
Oh, Boy
I`m The Kinda Guy That Can`t Stand The Holiday
So I Drink Them All Away
That`s Me
I Don`t Decorate No Trees
And I Won`t Eat No Potato Lakees
But I`ll Give This Old Ladies Melons A Squeeze
That`s Just Who I Am
Well, I`ll Never Spin A Dreidel
But I`ll Always Throw An Egg
And I`ll Charlie Horse Your Leg For Laughs
While You`re Singing Your Holiday Tune
I`m Acting Like The Town Bafoon
Whipping Out My Big White Scary Moon
And Blowing A Beef Your Way
I Hate Folks Who Think Reindeer Are Cute
To Me They`re Just Something To Shoot
I Hate Love, I Hate You, I Hate Me
Well I`m A Snowmobile Stealing
No `tis The Season` Feeling
Kind Of Guy
(kind Of Guy)
This Time Of Year Sucks
So I Take My Numchucks
And Make Sure Every Snowman Dies
Believing In Santa`s All Wrong
And Chanukah`s Eight Days Too Long
I Hate Love, I Hate You, I Hate Me
I Hate Love, I Hate You, I Hate Me
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