Adam Sandler - Fatty Mcgee
Talking Quietly]
M1: "ms. Murphy Is Such A Pain, Man."
M2: "we Just Had A Test A Week Ago. Now We Gotta Take Another One
Tommorrow. This Sucks!"
M1: "and It Counts For 80 Percent Of Our Grade."
M2: "well We Better Study Our Butts Off."
M1: "well We Came To The Right Place, The Ever So Quiet Library."
M2: "ok, Enough Talking, Let's Study!"
M1: "all Right."
M2: "uh Oh"
[turning Pages]
M1: "oh No! Fatty Mcgee Is Coming. We'll Never Get Any Studying Done
[heavy Steps]
[heavy Steps Continue]
With Him In The Library."
M2: "oh God, He's Taking The Stairs! That Means He's Going To Be Way Out
Of Breath!"
M1: "oh No, He's Going To Sit With Us."
[fatty Whining, Try To Catch Breath]
Fatty: [annoying Whining Voice] "hey Fellas, Studying For The Big Test?"
M1: "uh, Yes Fatty, We Were."
Fatty: [still Trying To Catch Breath] "great! I'll Join Ya."
[fatty Pulls Out Chair And Falls Into It, Still Whining Horribly]
Breath?"
M2: "hey Fatty, Why Don't You Go To The Bathroom 'till You Catch Your
Fatty: "no, No, I'm Catching It!"
[fatty Continuing To Whine And Snort]
M1: "ok, Ok Fatty, But Try To Keep The Wheezing Level Down, We're Trying
To Concentrate."
Fatty: [still Snorting And Whining Loudly] "this Test Counts For Eighty
Fatty: [continuing To Wheeze And Whine Louder] "sure, No Problem."
M1: "oh Man."
Percent Of Our Grade, You Know."
[whining Continues Even Louder]
M1: "yes Fatty, We Know, We Just Said That."
[wheezing Continues A Little Softer]
M2: "fatty! Please Keep It Down!"
[fatty Makes Snoring/whining Sounds]
M2: "is He Sleeping!?"
M1: "no, It's His Deviated Sceptum. Seriously Fatty, Keep The Breathing
More Weird Noise Starts]
Down." [snoring Stops,
Fatty: [pausing, Snorting] "i'm Trying."
M2: "ahh Geez Fatty, What's Wrong With You!?"
[whining Continues]
M1: "fatty, You Know What's Going To Happen! Stop Breathing So Heavy!
Please We Gotta
Study!"
[whining Gets Higher And Higher Until It's Continuous]
M2: "oh No, That One's Going To Do It!"
[fire Alarm Sounding, Fire Trucks Honking Their Horns, Sirens Reeling]
M2: "fatty, The Fire Department Thinks The Fire Alarm Went Off Again!"
Fatty: [continuing His Loud Annoying Whine] "i'm Sorry!"
Fireman Ray: "fire! Man The Building!"
M1: "sorry Fireman Ray, It's Not The Fire Alarm."
Fireman Ray: "fatty Mcgee, Is That You Again!?"
Fatty: [stillin Whining Annoyingly] "yes." [snort] "sorry." [snort]
Fireman Ray: "didn't We Tell You Not To Take The Stairs Anymore!?"
Fireman Ray: [annoyed] "why!?"
Fatty: [whiney Voice] "but I Like The Stairs!"
Fatty: [still Whining Horribly] "they're Fun!"
Fireman Ray: "oh Fatty Mcgee, You're The Fattest!"
[raspberry[everyone Laughing At Stupid Joke]
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