Adam Sandler - Santa Song
So Many Presents, 'cos I Tried To Drown My Sister And I Pierced My Ear, Oh Mama Made It Perfectly Clear, So Little Time, Santa Won't Be Coming Around My House This Year, Santa Don't Like Bad Boys...especially Jewish Ones. Gnip-gnop And Lego Blocks Are All That I Desire, I Told Him I Was Sorry, So Why Did I Have To Set The Pizza Guy's Hair On Fire, I'm A Liar, So No Toys For Me...i Don't Deserve Them. But Then I Told My Grandma That She Had A Beard. I Couldn't Wait For A Big Wheel As The Holiday Neared, Dear Santa, You See My Whole Life Whenever I've Met Someone Really Great Like You And I Keep Feeling Like I'm Getting Close To Them, Something Inside Me Makes Me Want To Screw It Up. So In A Weird Way The Reason I'm So Bad Is Because I Know What My Problem Is, Why I Can't Be Good, It's A Fear Of Intimacy. I Love You Santa. Rock-em Sock-em Robots Is What I Was Hoping For, Oh Santa Won't Be Knocking On My Door, 'cos He's A Big Fat Whore...what Made Me Say That? But Then I Made A Death Threat To Vice President Gore, Chutes And Ladders Would Be So Good Indeed, So Why'd I Have To Sell That Cop A Bag Of Weed, So Santa Please Give Me That Easy Bake Oven, So Santa Won't You Accept My Apologies, I Swear I Thought Billy Goats We're Made For Lovin'. Santa Can't You See I'm Begging You Please, Oh Santa Next Year I'll Do You Right, Live From New York It's Saturday Night...
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