Adam Sandler - Sweet Beatrice
Hangin' With My Sweet Amour
She Came Out With A Lion's Roar
Yellin' "i'm Goin' To The Corner Store,"
Be Back At Quarter To Four
"don't Slam You Pinkies In The Drawer"
She Can Be Like A Maiden From The Days Of Yore
Hangin' Out At Studio 54
Break-dancin' On The Slick, Brick Disco Floor
Who, By The Way, Was A Commodore
With Lionel Richie
One Time She Gave Mouth-to-mouth To A Snaggle-tooth Boar
Who Couldn't Breathe Right Since The Vietnam War
And Went Camping With Eva Gabor
Then She Played Chinese Checkers With Skeletor
She's My Sweet Beatrice
She's My Sweet Beatrice
She's My Sweet Beatrice
And, She's Coming Home
I Got A Picture Of Her Down By The Seashore
Wearing A Bikini Made Of Purple Velour
Her Hair's Up Like Conway Twitty's Pompadour
With The Smile Of Guy Lefleur
She Got The Ups And The Downs Like An Elevator
But Deep Inside She's A Marshmallow S'more
Can Bake A Cake As Big As Jupitor
Either/or, Neither/nor
She'll Share It With Your Labrador
That's A Trick She Learned From Roberto Parrish
Loves Winnie The Pooh And His Friend Eeyore
She Can Run Faster Than A Blazing Meteor
Can Make A Pipe Out Of An Apple Core
You Know Why?
Down In Ecuador
She's My Sweet Beatrice
She's My Sweet Beatrice
She's My Sweet Beatrice
And She's Coming Home
Well, For Sure, She Opened The Door
Whipped Out A Three-foot Fishing Lure
Sexually, That Made Me Feel Insecure
Like The Time I Was A Roadie
On Elton John's Tour
She Said "let's Go Catch Some Piscatore!"
She Said "by G-d, You're Right!"
I Said "beatrice, You Don't Eat Fish No More"
So We Took Ourselves A Snore
And When We Woke Up 10 Hours Later
We Made "love Du Jour"
She's My Sweet Beatrice
She's My Sweet Beatrice
She's My Sweet Beatrice
And She Came Home
She's Gonna Knit Me A Brand New Golfing Bag
She Likes To Clean Out The Attic Every Now And Then
Then We Gonna Free All The Doggies At The Kennel
We Gonna Watch Ourselves A John Wayne Movie
She Gonna Try On My Third Grade Mittens
She'll Keep 'em On Even Though They're Way To Small
Well, She Ain't Never Gonna Hurt Me
She Ain't Never Gonna Let Me Down
I'm Afraid Of Birds And Spiders
Well,
She Ain't Never Gonna Tell Nobody
Bea-bea-bea-beatrice
Bea-bea-bea-beatrice
Bea-bea-bea-beatrice
Bea-bea-bea-beatrice
Bea-bea-bea-beatrice
Bea-bea-bea-beatrice
And She Loves Pat Summerall
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