Adam Sandler - Teenage Love On The Phone
Richie: "so Ya Doin' Good?"
Samantha: "ya, I'm Fine, How 'bout You?"
Richie: "how Good Could I Be? I Haven't Seen You In Three Hours."
Doesn't Want Me On The
Samantha: "ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, My Dad's Down The Hall, And He
Phone. So If I Hang Up On You, It's Just Because He's Coming."
Richie: "ok. So Look, Uh, Do You Wanna Meet At The Spring Fling Dance
[she Hangs Up Phone]
Thi..."
[phone Rings]
Richie: "hello?"
Richie: "that's Ok. So, About The Dance. Do You Wanna Meet
Samantha: "sorry, I Thought He Was Coming."
Samantha: "umm, Well My Brother Gets The Car On Friday Nights."
[she Hangs Up Phone]
Richie: "well That's Ok, I'll Come By And Get You. Lets Say Around..."
Richie: "come On.."
[phone Rings]
Richie: "hey."
Samantha: "sorry. I Guess He Was Just Going To The Bathroom."
Richie: "that's Ok. Well Look, Uh.. What Was I Saying? Oh Yeah, Should I
Pick You Up At Like
[she Hangs Up The Phone Again]
Seven-thirty Or Maybe Do You Wanna Go Later When The Dance Is Really
Kickin.."
Richie: "give Me A Break..."
Richie: "hello."
[phone Rings]
Samantha: "sorry. It Was Just My Dog."
Richie: "hey, What's Your Dad's Problem Anyways!? Why Can't We Talk?"
Richie: "don't Hang Up!"
Samantha: "he Just Thinks I'm On The Phone Too Much. Oh My God, Uh, I
Gotta Go."
Samantha: "richie, I Can't Talk!"
Richie: "no, I'm Sick Of This! Put Your Dad On The Phone! I Wanna Talk
To Him."
Richie: "what? Well, Who's There? Why Can't You Talk?"
Samantha: "it's Not My Dad."
Samantha: "uh, Just Look Richie, Someone Is Here."
Richie: "who's There? Is It A Guy!?"
Samantha: "richie!"
Richie: "i Knew It! I'll Kill Him! Put Him On The Phone!"
Samantha: "oh.. It's Just.. Hold On."
[hands Phone To Guy]
Richie: "hey Man! What The Hell Are You Doing There!? Samantha's My
Girl!
You'd Better Stay Away From Her Or I'll Make You Wish You Were Never
Born!"
Buffoon: "fuckin' Shit!"
Richie: "yeah, Fuckin' Shit Is Right Buddy! Don't Think I'm Kidding
Around, Man! I'm Crazy! I'll
Smash Your Head In! I Swear To God!"
Buffoon: "one Time I Saw My Grandmother In The Shower. Her Bush Starts
Above Her Belly
Richie: "yeah, Well That's Too Bad! But I'm Still Gonna Come Over There
Button."
And Beat Your Face In!"
[richie Slams Down Phone]
Samantha: "what Happened? Was He Mad?"
Buffoon: "my Neighbor's Dog Has A Four Inch Clit!"
Samantha: "oh Buffoon, You're The Coolest." [whispering] "i Love You.
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