Adam Sandler - The Adventures Of The Cow
And Now A Cow At Bat In The Bottom Of The 6th Inning
Of A Little League Game Getting Hit By A Pitch"
[baseball Sounds And Cow Bell Ringing,ball Is Hit And Hits Cow]
[cow:] Moo
"and Now A Cow Who Goes Skydiving For The Very First Time,
And Thinks His Parachute Isn't Gonna Open When It Finnally Does 40 Feet From The Ground"
[plane Sounds]
[m1:] Alright Cow, Don't Even Think About Just Jump And Enjoy The Ride Down,
Quit Being A Pansy And Do It
[cow:] Moo
[ripcord Sounds]
[cow:] Moo,mrr
[parachute Opens]
[thud]
[cow:] Moow
"and Now A Cow Who Goes To The Chicken Hot Drivethru
And Then Gets Halfway Home Before Realising They Forgot His French Fries"
[cow Opening Paper Bag]
[cow:] Mrr
[cow:] Moo,moo
[car Screeches, And Turns Back Around]
And Then Realises He Can't Swim"
"and Now A Cow Winning First Prise In The Bellyflop Contest At Spring Break
[cow Walking Towards Pool, Big Splash]
[cow:] Moo
[crowd Cheering]
[cow:] Mrr,mrr
[underwater Moo]
"and Now A Club Gets A Dance At A Classy Strip Club,
When A Bouncer Notices He Doesn't Have Any Shoes On"
[f1:] Ohh Baby You Like It When I Dance With You
[f1:] Uh Uh Uh, You Can't Touch That
[cow:] Moo
[cow:] Moo
[bouncer:] Keep Your Hands Off The Girl
[cow:] Moo
[bouncer:] Hey Cow, You Got No Shoes On You Gotta Leave
[cow:] Moo
[m2:] Hey Watch It Cow
"and Now A Cow Playing Tennis Against Farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
[tennis Ball Being Hit]
When The Farmer Makes An Obvious Bad Call"
[farmer:] That Was Out
[cow:] Moo
[farmer:] Don't Tell Me It Wasn't Cause I Saw It And That Was Out
[cow:] Moo
[farmer:] By At Least 3 Feet That's How Far, Come In Look There Is Still A Mark Where It's Out
[cow:] Moo
[farmer:] Don't Tell That Was From An Old Ball, That Was This Ball And This Ball Was Out
[cow:] Mrr
[farmer:] You Cannot See From That Angle
[cow:] Moo
"and Now A Cow Recieves A Phone Call Who He Thinks Is
From A Famous Actor But He Soon Finds Out It's Just A Practical Joke"
[phone Rings, Cow Picks It Up]
[farmer:] Hello May I Speak To The Cow
[cow:] Moo
[farmer:] Hi, I'm A Famous Actor
[farmer:] Oh, Thank You Very Much,
[cow:] Moo
[cow:] Moo
I Was Wondering If You Would Like To Go To Dinner With Me
[farmer:] Why Don't I Make Reservations?
[farmer:] And Why Don't I Tell You My Real Name?
[cow:] Moo
Farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
[cow:] Mrr
[farmer:] Take That Fatty
[slams Down Phone]
[cow:] Mrr
"and Now A Cow Gets His Revenge On Farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle"
[car Sounds]
[farmer:] Pull Over, Pull The Vehicle To The Side Of The Road, I Am Warning You For The Last Time.
[car Hits Farmer]
[farmer:] Oooh
[cow:] Mooooooooooooo
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