Barbra Streisand - Blind Date Lyrics
Fanny & Chorus
Smooth The Sofa, Plump The Pillows
Dump The Ashtrays, Oh This Dress
Look At Me I Am Shaking All Over,
Shaking All Over
I`m A Mess
Waiting Wondering What I`ll Be Thinking
When He Comes Walking Through That Door
What`ll Come Walking Through That Door
A Man I Never Saw In My Life Before
Oh,
I Am So Nervous
I Got A Blind Date Waiting To Call On Me (any Minute Now)
I Got A Blind Date What Am I Gonna See (any Minute Now)
Right Over There`s The Doorway, He Will Be Walking Through
Will He Be Six Foot Eight Or Maybe Four Foot Two (it Could Happen)
I Got A Blind Date Waiting To Come Around (any Minute Now)
Oy But I`m Nervous Listen To My Heart Pound
Why Do I Need This Headache, Single Is Not A Crime
I Got A Blind Date
An With My Luck He`ll Be On Time
I Got A Girlfriend Shirley, Who Says Why Not (she`s An Idiot)
This Guy Is A Friend From A Friend Of A Friend She Got (hello, How Do You Do
What An Idiot)
One Thing I Know Is Shirley Ain`t Sitting On No Shelf
If He Was Such A Vow She`d Keep Him For Herself (it`s Only Natural)
She Says She Is He`s Nice And He Deals In Stocks (sounds Good, But She`s An
Idiot)
I`ll Bet A Buck He Looks Like Month-old Lox (also And Idiot)
What Do I Need From Shirley Her And Her Fifty Cup
I Got A Blind Date And I`m Praying He Stands Me Up
Wait Wait, What Am I Praying He Stands Me Up, I`ll Stand Him Up. I Smell A Rat
Anyway. Umm. I`m Gonna Hide Under The Bed, He`ll Never See Me, He`ll Walk In And Look
Around, I Wouldn`t Be There, He`ll Go Away And That`s The End Of That.
Perrfect!
Now You Keep Quiet, Not A Word You Hear
You Didn`t See A Thing
Oeps There He Is!
Now Quiet Everybody Sssh Quiet!
Blind Date: Rosalie? !
Rosalie: Oi, Oi, Oi
Blind Date: Rosalie? ! That`s Odd She Doesn`t Seem To Be Here
Rosalie: Smart, Smart!
Blind Date: I`ve Been Stood Up, It`s News
Rosalie: Well It`s Better Than Put Down
Blind Date: This Has Never Happened Before
Rosalie: What And Ego!
Blind Date: Rosalie? !
Rosalie: Sh, Sh, Sh!
Rosalie: It Worked, It Worked!
He Never Saw Me. Boy Am I Lucky I Didn`t See Him Neither,
But I Can Just Imagine What A Lox That One Was.
Rosalie: I Got It Right Her Shirley Was Playing Tricks
Voice: No, No, That`s Wrong, You Got It Wrong
Rosalie: Wait, Wait, What That`s Not Right?
Voice: No, He Was Gorgeous He Looked Like Rudolph
Rosalie: Rudolph Who?
Voice: Rudolph Valentino
Rosalie: Get Away
Voice: Yeah, The Sheik From Arabia
Rosalie: Not The Phantom From The Opera?
Voice: Uh, Uh
Rosalie: The Sheik From Where?
Voice: The Sheik From Arabia
Rosalie: Get Away
Voice: That`s Right
Rosalie: Wait A Minute Is This Person Kidding Me Around Here?
Voice: No, No Absolutely
Rosalie: Get Away
Rosalie: Well That`s What Happened I Let Him Get Away
What Do I`ll Do Now Maybe Become A Nun (that`s Impossible)
I`m Calling Shirley Maybe She`ll Bring A Gun
Please Shirley, Even If He`s Lon Chaney Fat, Bald Or Short Or Tall
Having A Blind Date Is Better Than Having
No Date, At No Time With No One At All.
Wait A Minute Maybe I Spoke Too Soon
Shirley Get Me Out Of Here!
Oh This One Is Cute.
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