Ben Folds - Army
Well I Thought About The Army
Dad Said, Son You're Fucking High
And I Thought, Yeah There's A First For Everything
So I Took My Old Man's Advice
Three Sad Semesters
It Was Only Fifteeen Grand Spent In Bed
I Thought About The Army
I Dropped Out And Joined A Band Instead
Grew A Moustache And A Mullet
Got A Job At Chick-fil-a
Citing Artistic Differences
The Band Broke Up In May
And In June Reformed Without Me
And They'd Got A Different Name
I Nuked Another Grandma's Apple Pie
And Hung My Head In Shame
Oh
I've Been Thinking A Lot Today
I've Been Thinking A Lot Today
Oh, I Think I'll Write A Screenplay
Oh, I Think I'll Take It To La
Oh, I Think I'll Get It Done Yesterday
Aw, Shit
In This Time Of Introspection
On The Eve Of My Election
I Say To My Reflection
God, Please Spare Me More Rejection
'cause My Peers They Criticize Me
And My Ex-wives All Despise Me
Try To Put It All Behind Me
But My Redneck Past Is Nipping At My Heels
I've Been Thinking A Lot Today
I've Been Thinking A Lot Today
I've Been Thinking A Lot Today
I Thought About The Army...
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