Biz Markie - I Need A Haircut
Thanks To Jostmatt@bgb.ch For These Lyrics. Ah-h-h-hm G-goobely-goo Ah Yeah Now Check It Out I Sit Down, And Then I Write Me A Toilet Stool Rap I Would Walk Into The Bathroom To Take A Crap Whether I'm Constipated Or Have Diarrhea I Always Come Out With A Funky Fresh Idea Cause A Lot Of My Hits Are Written On The John To All The Little Kids I'm Makin A Good Impression I Hope My Legendary Style Of Rap Lives On Even If You Don't Think It's Funky Fresh, And This's A Hidden Secret Where Classics Come From Everybody Has Done It, Even My Man Run Only In There I Am The King Of The Throne Hey, Hey, You Know I Can't Be Alone No Girls, No Guys, No Dogs, No Cats No Parents, No Nieces, No Nephews, No Brats That's The Only Way That I Can Get Privacy And You Know Where I Write My Funky Fresh Rhymes Live, You See... Me Sittin On A Toilet Waitin For My Bowels To Move I Got A Doodoo Rap I Got A Doodoo... Yo, Bust It Let Me Tell You A Little Something Bout This Episode It Was Four In The Morning, Chillin On My Commode It Was Me, My Pad, And Pen, And My Bad Breath All Of A Sudden I Came Up With Somethin That Was Real Def What If I Put A Hype Beat With The "p-pf 1-2"? I Was Thinkin, What A Real Beatbox Could Do Then I Write Some Words, So I Really Can Use It I Think I Would Name This One Make The Music Like If I Was The Man That They Call Clark Kent Cause I Go Into The Bathroom For Rhymes I Invent Instead Of Movin Towels, Or Movin Vowels Then I Come Out On Stage Like Superman A Tv In The Bathroom Just Might Spoil It But Never Show The People My Masterplan Only Thing I Can Say Is... Only Think I'm Doin, Is Movin Bowels I'm Sittin On A Toilet Waitin For My Bowels To Move I Got A Doodoo Rap I Got A Doodoo Doodoo Doo-oo-oo Doo-doo-doo-doo Rrrhaaa
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