Brad Paisley - Online
I Work Down At The Pizza Pit
And I Drive And Old Hundai
I Still Live With My Mom And Dad
I 5`3 And Overweight
I`m A Sci-fi Fantatic
Mild Asthmatic
Never Been To 2nd Base
But There`s A Whole Nother Me
That You Need To See
Go Check Out Myspace
Cause Online I`m Down In Hollywood
I`m 6`5 And I Look Damn Good
I Drive A Mazarati
I`m A Black Belt In Karate
And I Love A Good Glass Of Wine
It Turns Girls On That I`m Mysterious
I Tell `em I Don`t Want Nothing Serious
Cause Even On A Slow Day I Can Have A Three Way
Chat With Two Women At One Time
I`m So Much Cooler Online
So Much Cooler Online
I Get Home, I Kiss My Mom
And She Fixes Me A Snack
I Head Down To My Basement Bedroom
And Fire Up The Mac
In Real Life, The Only Time I
Ever Even Been To La
Was When I Got The Chance With The Marching Band
To Play Tuba In The Rose Parade.
Online I Live In Malibu
I Posed For Calvin Kline, I`ve Been In Gq
I`m Single And I`m Rich
And I Got A Set Of Six Pack Abs That`ll Blow Your Mind
It Turns Girls On That I`m Mysterious
I Tell `em I Don`t Want Nothing Serious
Cause Even On A Slow Day I Can Have A Three Way
Chat With Two Women At One Time
I`m So Much Cooler Online
Yeah I`m Cooler Online
When You Got My Kinda Stats, It`s Hard To Get A Date
Let Alone A Real Girlfriend
But I Grow Another Foot
And I Lose A Bunch Of Weight Everytime I Log In
Online I`m Out In Hollywood
I`m 6`5 And I Look Damn Good
Even On A Slow Day, I Can Have A Three Way
Chat With Two Women At One Time
I`m So Much Cooler Online
Yeah I`m Cooler Online
I`m So Much Cooler Online
Yeah I`m Cooler Online
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