Crash - Funk 1
The Place: Finland
The Date: December 22nd
The Culprit: A Little Blue Pen
If I'd Known It Would End Like This, I Never Would've Asked For That Cursed
Pen
It All Started About A Month Ago
I Was Hanging Out At Some Underground Stationary Store In San Francisco
It Was There That I First Saw The Pen
This Was No Ordinary Pen, Mind You, It Had Special Powers
I Knew I Had To Have It
I Begged And Pleaded For The Sake Of Sanity To Own That Pen
Finally, Christmas Morning Came
I Rushed Downstairs, Ripped Through All The Wrapping And All The Packages
And Finally, In One Box, I Found The Pen
When I Reached To Grab It,
It Started To Glow A Bright Electric Blue
And There, I Found The Land Of The Blue Killer Whale
And I Was Swept Away, And I've No Way To Get Back Home
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