Here's A New Dance Craze That's Sweeping The Nation And It's Causing Devastation You're Jumping Up And Down It's Called The Toxic Waltz Like A Psycho Circus Clown All The Way Around Slamming With Waltzers You Get Caught Up In The Whip Thrown Into A Flip You Aim For Someone's Head To Stain The Floor Red To Prove You're Truly Sick Give Someone A Kick Bounce Back From Some Blows And Blood Runs Out Your Nose Flailing Round And Round And You're Injury Bound Waltz It Up! The Pit Is It! On This Rough New Dance You Can Take Your Chance If You Dare! To Dive In! There Are Some That Try But They Don't Survive They Don't Hit! 'cause They're Wimps! And This Exercise Helps You Brutalize With Us! Exodus! (chorus)
Everybody's Doing The Toxic Waltz Kick Your Friend In The Head And Have A Ball Come On And Do The Toxic Waltz And Slam Your Partner Against The Wall Good Friendly Violent Fun In Store For All Everybody's Doing The Toxic Waltz If You Hit The Floor Get Up Off Your Ass And Toxic Waltz You Can Always Crawl!
Used To Do The Monkey But Now It's Not Cool The Twist And Mashed Potato Are No Exception To The Rule And Dance Like A Runt So Don't Be A Dunce Just Throw Your Elbows With Good Friendly Violent Fun Don't Start To Cry If You Get A Black Eye Just Dive Back In And Give Another Try But Too Much Action May Leave You In Traction So You Better Get Insurance No Matter Your Endurance Flailing Round And Round And You're Injury Bound Waltz It Up! The Pit Is It! You Can Take Your Chance On The Rough New Dance If You Dare! There Are Some That Try To Dive In! But They Wont Survive They Dont Hit! 'cause They're Wimps! And This Exercise Helps You Brutalize With Us! Exodus!
(chorus) Everybody's Doing The Toxic Waltz
Kick Your Friend In The Head And Have A Ball And Slam Your Partner Against The Wall Come On And Do The Toxic Waltz Everybody's Doing The Toxic Waltz Good Friendly Violent Fun In Store For All Get Up Off Your Ass And Toxic Waltz If You Hit The Floor You Can Always Crawl! Get Up On Your Feet
Don't Look So Obsolete Don't Look Like You Got Too Much Class Don't Sit There On Your Ass And Thrash Like An Athlete! You Know We Guarantee You'll Be Harassed! This Is The Key So Rage Or Get The Third Degree! And Start Your Somersaults You Begin Frontal Assaults And Do The Toxic Waltz! Do The Toxic Waltz! Do The Toxic Waltz! Do The Toxic Waltz! Do The Toxic Waltz
