Fountains Of Wayne - New Routine
Two Men Sit In The Corner Of A Diner
Both Of Them Look Quite A Bit Like Carl Reiner
One Of Them Is Smoking Even Though The Sign Says Not To
The Waitress Says To Stop, He Says Sorry But I`ve Got To
They Tell Each Other Jokes That They Both Know That They Both Know
They Talk About Real Estate, Prostates, Costco
And When They Finish Up They Leave A Twenty On The Table
The Waitress Picks It Up With Their Half-eaten Bagels
And When Her Shift Is Over She Goes Back To Mineola
Sits On The Couch, Opens Up A Diet Cola And Says
I`m So, I`m So Sick Of This Place I`m So Ready For A Change Of Pace
I`m Just Looking For A New Routine
So She Spins Her Globe And The Next Thing You Know
She`s Living In Liechtenstein
She Doesn`t Speak German, Only High School Spanish
But Within A Few Weeks She Discovers She Can Manage
But There`s Not Much Going On Except For Banking And Skiing
So She Breaks Up With The Man That She Just Started Seeing
He Drops Her At The Airport In A Diesel Mercedes
Thinks To Himself I`m So Feeble With The Ladies And I
I`m So, I`m So Sick Of This Place
I`m So Ready For A Change Of Pace
I`m Just Looking For A New Routine
So He Grabs His Cap
Throws A Dart At A Map
And Now He`s Living In Bowling Green
He Talks His Way Into
A Job At La Quinta
Falls For The Manager
Who`s Moving Back To Canada
She`s Tried Roanoke, Reykjavik, Rome
Says You`re Really Sweet But I Just Want To Go Home
Two Men Sit In The Corner Of A Diner
One Of Them Says I Might Take A Trip To China
It`s One Of Those Things We Should Do Before We`re Too Old
Thanks But No Thanks, Bring Me Back An Egg Roll
Bring It Back
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