Fountains Of Wayne - New Routine
Two Men Sit In The Corner Of A Diner Both Of Them Look Quite A Bit Like Carl Reiner One Of Them Is Smoking Even Though The Sign Says Not To The Waitress Says To Stop, He Says Sorry But I`ve Got To They Tell Each Other Jokes That They Both Know That They Both Know They Talk About Real Estate, Prostates, Costco And When They Finish Up They Leave A Twenty On The Table The Waitress Picks It Up With Their Half-eaten Bagels And When Her Shift Is Over She Goes Back To Mineola Sits On The Couch, Opens Up A Diet Cola And Says I`m So, I`m So Sick Of This Place I`m So Ready For A Change Of Pace I`m Just Looking For A New Routine So She Spins Her Globe And The Next Thing You Know She`s Living In Liechtenstein She Doesn`t Speak German, Only High School Spanish But Within A Few Weeks She Discovers She Can Manage But There`s Not Much Going On Except For Banking And Skiing So She Breaks Up With The Man That She Just Started Seeing He Drops Her At The Airport In A Diesel Mercedes Thinks To Himself I`m So Feeble With The Ladies And I I`m So, I`m So Sick Of This Place I`m So Ready For A Change Of Pace I`m Just Looking For A New Routine So He Grabs His Cap Throws A Dart At A Map And Now He`s Living In Bowling Green He Talks His Way Into A Job At La Quinta Falls For The Manager Who`s Moving Back To Canada She`s Tried Roanoke, Reykjavik, Rome Says You`re Really Sweet But I Just Want To Go Home Two Men Sit In The Corner Of A Diner One Of Them Says I Might Take A Trip To China It`s One Of Those Things We Should Do Before We`re Too Old Thanks But No Thanks, Bring Me Back An Egg Roll Bring It Back
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