Incubus - Calgone
On My Way Home, Police Car Pulled Me Over.
After Tehy Left, I Puttered Out Of Gas.
'triple-a' Came, But My Card Was Expired!
I Had To Walk Home, And Of Course, It Rained Half The Time.
I Tried To Get Some Shut-eye, Then I Was Abducted!
They Put Cold Things In My Butt.
They Sampled A Bit Of My D.n.a.
They Left Me On Top Of My Sheets
I Dreamt I Went Potty, Then Woke Up Drenched In Me
This Day Sucked The Hardest Ever...
I Woke Up On The Wrong Side Of The Bed Today.
A Little Bit Less Than Nothing Would Go My Way.
I Got Up To Toss My Soiled Sheets,
The Hallway Was Dark And I Stubbed My Big Toe.
It Was Then That I Sensed The Irony(burning Me)
Then I Heard A Voice Say,
"come Sail Aboard S.s. Nepenthe!"
I Suppose I'm To Blame For Getting Pulled Over.
I Guess I'm The Culprit For Running Out Of Gas.
Let's Assume I'm The Guy Who Didn't Pay His 'triple-a' Fee.
In Actuality, I Let The Zetas Probe Me.
Yesterday Was All My Fault.
I Let Negativity Get The Better Of Me.
Thank Goodness For The Bathtubs And Suds!
They Temporarily Set Free This Quandary
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