Jimmy Fallon - (i Can~t Play) Basketball
Yo!
Are You Ready For Some Air Ball Throwin, Free Throw Blowin, No Look Where I`m
Goin, Free Style Flowin? You Are In My House Baby!
Well It`s
Tip Off Time And I`m Off The Tip.
Walkin To The Bench And I Sit.
Bite My Lip, Bustin Out Rhymes
Standin In Line Cause It`s Garbage Time.
Cause I`m Calm, I`m Cool And I Collected
Eighteen Shots That Got Rejected.
I`m Not Corey Feldman, I`m Not Corey Haim.
I Got A License To Drive But I Ain`t Got Game.
[chorus 2x]
Jimmy, What You Say?
You Can`t Play
Basketball
Jimmy, What You Say? (i Double-dribble, Traveled Through The Middle)
You Can`t Play
Basketball (oh, My Bad - You`re Not On My Team?)
Wear My Socks High Cause It Makes Me Feel Cool.
I Don`t Know How To Dribble, But I Know How To Drool.
People Always Say That I`m A Basketball Fool.
I Got A Little Tiny Hoop Cold `floatin` In My Pool.
Played My Friend`s Dog On A Twenty Dollar Bet.
I Took Him To The Hole. I Took Him To The Vet.
Shoot From The Three Every Chance I Get.
I Call It In The Air, Nothin But Nothin.
[repeat Chorus 2x]
[spoken]
Okay, Here`s My Chance. The Open Lane. Don`t Get Nervous. Don`t Sweat.
Everyone`s Watching. You Can Do It, Man. I Mean, Just Dribble Up. Don`t Double
Dribble. Just Dribble Normal. Don`t Show Everyone That You Can Dribble
Super-fast Between Your Legs Like You Do In Your Driveway. No, This Is In Front
Of People On The Court. I`m Gonna Go Up In The Air, I`m Gonna Dunk It As Hard
As I Can. Cause Usually I`m On The Other End. People Dunking On Me. I`m Used To
Some 7 Foot Dude`s `thingy` Getting Smacked In My Face. I Still Got The Bruise
To Prove It. But I Ain`t Gonna Take That Nickname `dick Bruiseface` Lyin Down!
My Name Ain`t Dick Bruiseface!!
Well Listen Up Ya`ll!
You Know I`m Not Tall!
My Name Was Never Written On The Bathroom Wall.
I`m Gonna Say `what`s Up?!`
I`m Gonna Take The Pump.
Cause I`m A Moving Pick, I`m Gonna Shoot Some Bricks.
So I Huff And Puff, I Say Enuff Z`nuff.
I`d Rather Watch Ahmad Rashad On The Inside Stuff.
Say!
[chorus 4x]
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