Kelly Osbourne - Don~t Touch Me
He Picked Me Up Around A Quarter To Nine,
I Was A Little Shocked That He Was Right On Time.
He Was Really Well Mannered As He Opened My Door,
He Seemed Like The Man I`ve Been Looking For.
He Took Me To A Fancy Restaurant,
And Told Me To Order Anything I Want.
I Went To The Bathroom And Called A Couple Of Friends,
And Said: `oh My God He`s Such A Gentleman`
You Wanna Have A Good Time,
As He Slipped Me Some Wine.
And Then I Started To Feel Really Sleepy,
And He Had This Creepy Look In His Eyes.
[chorus 2x]
So Don`t Touch Me While I`m Sleeping Babe,
I Just Wake Up And Break Your Neck.
It Won`t Be Worth The Costs You Made,
This Will Be A Date You`ll Never Forget.
I Woke In The Morning At Half Past Eight,
I Couldn`t Remember What Happened To My Date.
My Stomach Was Woozy And It Didn`t Feel Right,
I Couldn`t Recall A Single Thing Last Night.
My Best Friend Suzie Called Me On The Phone,
And Said: `girl You Really Had It Going On`.
If You Could Imagine The Fucking Look On My Face,
When I Finally Realized I Was A Victim Of Date Rape.
I Went Straight To His Work And Shoved His Face To The Wall,
`i Hope You Had A Good Time Mother Fucker, Now It`s Time To Say Goodbye To Your Balls`.
[chorus 2x]
The Moral Of The Story, To Make Myself Clear,
Is That All You Rapist Assholes Better Run With Fear.
I Would Think Twice Before Your Next Date,
Cause You`ll Just End Up Someone`s Bitch In Cellblock Eight.
[chorus]
So Don`t Touch Me While I`m Sleeping Babe,
I Just Wake Up And Break Your Neck.
So Don`t Touch Me While I`m Sleeping Babe,
I Just Wake Up And Break Your Neck.
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