Madness - Decieves The Eye
In The Earliest Days Of My Shoplifting Career,
You Could Safely Say I Was Filled With Fear.
It Was Nail Biting Work From The Very Start,
But Several Quick Sucesses Soon Gave Me Heart.
After A While I Could Pick Or Nick Or Steal,
Some Shirts Some Trousers And A Few Lps.
No-one Ever Stopped Me, They Didn't Seem To Care.
It Sometimes Seemed To Me That There Was No-one There.
Then A Fine Summers Day My Mates And Me,
Set Off Down The Westend On Our Usual Spree.
Things Were As Normal For An Hour Or So,
Then My Nimble Hands Were A Bit Too Slow.
Two Store Detectives Made A Fast Approach,
One Grabbed My Jacket (you're Nicked!)
The Other Grabbed My Throat.
So They Caught Me At Last, One Said With Joy:
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