I Live At Home Still Not Paying Phone Bills Hydro Or Rent And My Mom Makes Most Meals So It`s So I`ll I Don`t Need No Scrill Only Cash For Gas When I Borrow My Folks` Wheels (but You Can`t Drive) Whatever Our Van Died (get A Good Bike) Who I Look Like, That Lance Guy? I Ain`t Pushin No Banana Seat Lookin Like Some 8-year Old Kid On Your Grandma`s Street You Can Go Ahead And Call Me Lazy I Just Retired Real Young Ya`ll, Call Me Jay-z Or Maybe I Just Hate These Crappy Jobs Call My Crazy, But I Refuse To Work Em Man It`s Miserable Can`t Do It `less It`s Due To Circumstance And I Need The Cash To Feed My Astronomical Appetite But For The Time Being Ya`ll, I`ll Sacrifice And Have A Life Minus A Couple Of Luxuries Just Cutting By Budget Schemes And Getting Some Stuff For Free Like Whys A Brother Need A Dentist? It`s Expensive And My Gums`ll Bleed They Do Everytime When He Scrubs Em Clean And Every Year They Try To Bump The Fee Plus He`ll Prolly Recommend Braces - There You Go That`s Another G! Well Thanks A Lot Doc But Listen I Can Brush My Teeth All On My Own So You Ain`t Gon Hustle Me! So That Takes Care Of The Dental Plan Now Heres A Potential Scam Getting My Toes Crushed By A Rental Van Then If I Sued The Driver And The Rental Guys Enterprise Or Whatever I Bet They Would Settled Niiice Court Adjourned, Now I Just Gotta Pay For The Law Forms That`s Easy - Spend 2 Weeks Eatin Popcorn Like Students `cept I`m Grown And It`s Not Dorms So It`s A Bit More Pathetic - Ok A Lot More... But What Ya`ll Gotta Mock For (mach 4)? What`s Wrong With My Mach 3? Ya`ll Gotta Be Macho And Mach More Well Not Me And I Do Not Need To Change Blades It`s All My Own Hair I Shave Chin Back Face Legs And The Rashes Rarely Last More Than 8 Days Usually So It`s Cool With Me - I Can Save Great And Hygene Ain`t No Reason To Buy Things Like Soap Or Visine Or Getting Clothes Dry Cleaned I Don`t Throw Away Dough On No Facials Yeah I Make Rolls Of My Pennies I Even Pay Folks In Clubs Out This Case Full Of Pesos I Lug Get Em Exchanged? Nope, I`m Waiting Til The Rate`s Low Don`t Hate Yo Just Cause Ya`ll Wasteful Ya`ll Wanna Make Your Bruh The Scapegoat It`s Bugged... It`s All Nuance Use Your Head - Why Get A Bed And Couch When You Can Slouch On A Futon Instead If You Got A Little Bread Like Croutons Download Them New Songs And Spread Them Coupons If You Happy When You Save 2 Dollars A Week You Steal Your Neighbors Empty Bottles And Keep All Your Receipts And Only Treat Your Girl Yearly To Mcdonalds To Eat Don`t Be Ashamed, Pop Your Collars Mang - Holler At Me! If Ya`ll Are This Cheap This Is For Acknowledging Peeps That Gotta Track Every Dime Usin Columns And Sheets If You Strip Search The Mall For The Bargain To Beat Like Everyday You`re Just A Penny Safe From Starved In The Street Keep Carvin A Niche I`m Started In A Jar For The Wee Little Shaddies Still To Come For Their College Degree Yo I Figure Starting Early On The Market Is Key I Plan On Havin Smart Daughters All Harvard Md And Regardless We Gon Never Put A Car On The Streets `less Them Gas Prices Lower And The Parking Is Free And No Parka For Me Not Even Gloves Scarves Or A Fleece I May Freeze But I`ll Keep Savin Marvellously... Holla!
