Streets - When You Wasn~t Famous

Ahhh See... Right See The Thing That`s Got It All F*cked Up Now Is Camera-phones.
How The Hell Am I Supposed To Be Able To Do A Line In Front Of Complete Strangers, When I Know They`ve
All Got Cameras?
When You`re A Famous Boy, It Gets Really Easy To Get Girls,
It`s All So Easy You Get A Bit Spoilt.
But, When You Try To Pull A Girl, Who Is Also Famous Too,
It Feels Just Like When You Wasn`t Famous.
The Celebrity Pages In Papers Don`t Tell Tales That Are Always To The Line Of The Truth.
It`s `til A Line (of Coke) At Which Most Likely You`ll Have The Time, Or Enough Finance To Sue.
Which Is Why It`s So Frightening Buying Papers In The Morning Fearing The Next Mike Skinner Scoop.
`cos I Used To Believe What I Read, So Now I Know That Others Will Believe That It`s True
But I Realised, With You The Truth Could Be, A Whole Lot Worse Than The Flack.
My Whole Life I Never Thought I`d See, A Pop Star Smoke Crack.
And I Must Admit I Was Quite Shocked, With That Thing You Did With Me On My Back.
But, Outside In The Lobby, I Shouldn`t Have Laughed When You Slapped That Man.
When You`re A Famous Boy, It Gets Really Easy To Get Girls,
It`s All So Easy You Get A Bit Spoilt.
But, When You Try To Pull A Girl, Who Is Also Famous Too,
It Feels Just Like When You Wasn`t Famous.
You Were So Much Fun, I Really Got To Like You More Than You Liked Me,
I Really Hoped That You`d Stay.
Considering The Amount Of Prang You`d Done, You Looked Amazing On Cd...uk.
You Learn Dances, Do Promo, Cameras Flashing, Get In The Van, Zoom Away (reeeoow).
I Wake Up High, (unknown) Feel Hung Over And Sorry For My Doomed Day.
But I Know I Got A Bit Close To You, And That You Found It F*cking Boring.
You Taught Me So Much About How To Deal With The (?).
And What Version Of A Rumour Would Be Next Day Everyone`s Story Of Me.
You Taught Me All The Realities And `turn The Page & Ignore `em`.
When You`re A Famous Boy, It Gets Really Easy To Get Girls,
It`s All So Easy You Get A Bit Spoilt.
But, When You Try To Pull A Girl, Who Is Also Famous Too,
It Feels Just Like When You Wasn`t Famous.
Anyway, I Had To Rest My Beer Hat, Delete My Dealer`s Number And Unroll My Bank Notes.
And We Were On Borrowed Time Anyway, What With The Daily Toilet Papers Not Knowin`.
And I Knew That When The People Who Thought They Knew You, When They Found Out, I Would`ve Been Mocked.
Which Is Ironic, `cos In Reality, Standing Next To You I Look F*cking Soft.
Whenever I See You On Mtv, I Can`t Stop My Big Wide Smile.
And Past The `children`s Appeal`, I See The Darkness Behind.
We Both Know The Scratches On My Back, Much Better Than The Alludes And Lies.
I Miss The Bitchin` And Shoutin`, But I`m Glad I Got Out In Time.
When You`re A Famous Boy, It Gets Really Easy To Get Girls,
It`s All So Easy You Get A Bit Spoilt.
But, When You Try To Pull A Girl, Who Is Also Famous Too,
It Feels Just Like When You Wasn`t Famous.
You Can`t Keep F*cking Popstars, We`ve Got A F*cking Business To Run. There Are Industry Repercussions,
Michael!... I Know

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