Bette Midler - Twisted
"how Ya Doin' Girls? Long Time, No See.
Listen, I've Been To The Doctor Lately.
Honey, I Just Spent Forty Dollars To Hear That From That Guy?"
My Analyst Told Me
That I Was Right Out Of My Head.
The Way He Described It He Said,
"you'd Be Better Off Dead
Than Alive."
I Didn't Listen To His Jive.
I Knew All Along He Was All Wrong,
And I Knew That He Thought I Was Crazy,
But You Know I'm Not. Oh, No.
My Analyst Told Me
That I Was Right Out Of My Head.
He Said I Need Treatment.
But I'm Not That Easily Led.
He Said I Was The Type That Was Most Inclined
When Out Of His Sight
To Be Out Of My Mind.
And He Thought I Was Nuts.
No More If's Or And's Or But's.
Oh, No.
They Say As A Child I Appeared A Little Bit Wild
With All My Crazy Ideas.
But I Knew What Was Happenin',
I Knew I Was A Genius.
What's So Strange When You Know That
You're A Wizard At Three?
I Said, "baby, This Is Meant For Me, Me, Me, Me."
I Heard Little Children Were Supposed To Sleep Tight.
That's Why I Drank A Fifth Of Vodka One Night.
My Parent's Got Frantic, Didn't Know What To Do.
But I Had Saw Some Crazy Things
Before I Came To.
Now, Do You Think I Was Crazy?
I May Have Been Only Three But I Was Swingin'.
They All Laughed At A. Graham Bell,
They All Laughed At Edison,
And Also At Einstein.
So Why Should I Feel Sorry If They Just
Didn't Understand The Reasoning And The Logic
That Went On In My Head.
I Had A Brain, It Was Insane.
So I Just Let Them Laugh At Me
When I Refused To Ride On All Those Double-decker Buses
All Because There Was No Driver On The Top.
Aaaaaaah.
"did You Ever Hea
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