D12 - My Ballz

[ Intro ] [ Eminem ]
ballz, Ballz, Ballz X2
you`ll Never Touch My...
[ Chorus ] [ Eminem ]
catch Me If You Can But You Ain`t Man Enough,
you`re Standin` Tough
but You Know That No Matter What
you`ll Never Get The Chance To Touch
my Ballz, Ballz, Ballz X2
you`ll Never Touch My Ballz
[ Verse 1 ] [ Swifty Mcvay ]
i See You Ain`t A Playa, You Ain`t Ballin`
and I Don`t Even Care Who The Hell You Call In
in This Game, It Ain`t No Talkin`
you Can Get It Started, I Nail The Coffin
and All I Here Is `get Your Man Up Off Him`
so Why I Gotta Stop It, This Nigga Was Talkin`*punk Echoes*
and I Ain`t Gotta Prove You Nothin`
i Do It And You Ain`t Gotta Push My Buttons
[ Verse 2 ] [ Bizarre ]
this Dude In Front Of Me, He Weighs A Brick
he`s Quick And I Can`t Get Marshall Hit
so I Played My Position And Don`t Make A Move
been Doin` This For Years, My Team Can`t Lose
and Ain`t Nobody, Ain`t Nobody Hard
9 O`clock, I`m Gonna Punch Me A ???
hut One, Hut Two, I`m Ready
hike, Give The Ball To Nelly
and Nobody Out There Feels Me
take This `fore You Have To Kill Me
and Any Player In My Way, I`m Foldin`
dammit, Called Holden
[ Chorus ] [ Eminem ]
[ Verse 3 ] [ Eminem ]
football, Football, I Love Football
yes, Tres, Dos, Uno
dos, Tres, Fuck, Shit, Bitch, Asshole Son Of A Bitch
everybody Cuddle, Blah I Mean Huddle
i Just Stepped In A Mud Puddle, Butthole
freak, Who Just Tapped On My Ass Cheek
nevermind, Let`s Try Quarterback Sneak
cover Me, Smother Me With Love That`s Brotherly
that Didn`t Work, Try Another Play
hut One, Hut Two, Hut Hut Hurry Up
i`m Reachin` Up Another Grown Man`s Butt
hike The Ball, I Mean I Like Bizarre
but Jesus Yikes, I Think I Can Feel His Balls
my Dick Is Long As It Is Hard, Yeah So Are My Balls
it`s The Longest Yard, Whoops That`s Not The Chorus
run It Back, Wrong Song, Yeah Disreguard
that Whole Statement I Just Made, What Yard Line We On?
on Own 5 And Our Timeouts Are Gone
less Than A Minute Left, I Just Throw My Ball
to The Sideline To Von, He Steps Outta Bounds
48 Seconds Left On The Clock But Every Last One Counts
call Another Huddle, We`re Down By Six
the Plan Is, To Throw The Ball To Swift
but He`s So God Dang High, That He`s Trips
falls And Slips, Proof Grabs Him By His Fingertips
and Runs The Ball All The Way Down To The One
but He Don`t Get In, But All We Need Is A Put *murmurs*
but All We Need Is A Touch Down And An Extra Point To Win
but Then I Get Sacked All The Way Back To The Ten
god Dammit I`ma Slap Somebody If I Get Tapped On The Ass Again
everybody`s Laughin` Now, No Timeouts And Its Now Fourth Now
we`re Never Gonna Make It, Wait I Just Got An Idea
quick, Everybody Get Naked, Denaun Go Long
i`ma Throw The Bomb, C`mon How They Gonna Tackle You Wit No Pants On
ass Out With A Floppin` Schlong, Touch Down Yeah I Told Ya
it`s The Longest Yard
[ Chorus ] [ Eminem ]
[ Verse 4 ] [ Kuniva ]
the New Face On The Yard, Just Hand Me The Ball
i`ma Run Through All Of Ya`ll, Ya`ll Just Soft
even Though My Cleats Is Kickin` Up Mud
it`s More Tragic For Me, I`m Stiff Armin` Punks
high Steppin` Through The End Zone
i Been Grown, I`m So Dirty You Don`t Even Know My Skin Tone
it`s Time To Rumble, No Time To Fumble
and I Won`t Stumble, Your Frontline Will Tumble
playin` Ball With Killas, My Team`s Gorillas
three Time Offenders, Even Drug Dealers
one Of The Best Runnin` Backs There Never Was
movin` Like Barry Sanders, Leavin` You In The Dust
[ Verse 5 ] [ Proof ]
yack Is High, I Got The Highest Yack
hit The Ground So Hard I Leave Tire Tracks
bizarre Snaps Like A Fire Crack
and My Palm More Stickier Than Spider Back
eyin` My Eye, A Mack Truck Tryin To Sack Us
no Matter How Big They Flyin` Backwards
wide Reciever, Recievin` Wide
for Every Stride In My Life, I Breathe And Die
[ Verse 6 ] [ Kon Artis ]
defense Is Playin` A Pass
then The Quarterback Peeps And Screams
that Means That Its Time For Me
to Run Out The Back Like A Bat Straight Outta Hell
my Tracks Burn Turf When They Excell
i Try To Lateral Pass The Ball To Proof
he Got Dropped And The Ball Came Loose
and Shot Up Like A Flare, I Gave The Ball A Stare
and Use My Lineman`s Shoulder As A Chair
now I`m Flyin` Through The Air Like A Superhero
i Can Use This Pose For A Box Of Cereal
i`m No Joke Punk, I Get My Dinerio
for Bein` The Best Player On My Team What
as Soon As I Hear The Hut 1, 2, Hut
i Do One Run, Run, The Screen Go Run Run
then I Cut, Spin Around In The Endzone
then I Do The Ninety Shuffle So
[ Chorus ] [ Eminem ]
[ Outro ] [ Eminem ]
footballs
i`m Talkin` About Footballs Dude