Frank Zappa - 50 50

well, My Dandruff Is Loose
An` My Breath Is Chartreuse
I Know I Ain`t Cute
An` My Voice Is Ka-poot 
But That`s Awright People
I`m Just Crazy Enough To Sing To You
Any Old Way 
I Figure The Odds Be Fifty-fifty
I Just Might Have Some Thing To Say 
Ain`t Gonna Sing You No Love Song
How My Heart Is All Sore
Will Not Beg Your Indulgence
`cause You Heard It Before 
An` That`s Awright People
I`m Just Crazy Enough To Sing To You
Any Old Way 
I Figure The Odds Be Fifty-fifty
I Just Might Have Some Thing To Say 
See My Prance! 
I Have Taken Your Time
I Have Sung You My Song
Ain`t No Great Revelation
But It Wasn`t Too Long 
An` That`s Awright People
I`m Just Crazy Enough To Sing To You
Any Old Way, Ha Ha! 
I Figure The Odds Be Fifty-fifty
I Just Might Have Some Thing To Say