Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris
The Mystery Man Came Over
and He Said `i`m Outta Sight!`
he Said For A Nominal Service Charge
i Could Reach Nirvana Tonight
if I Was Ready, Willing And Able
to Pay Him His Regular Fee
he Would Drop All The Rest Of
his Pressing Affairs And Devote
his Attention To Me
but I Said `look Here Brother
who You Jiving With That Cosmik Debris?
now Who You Jiving With That Cosmik Debris?
look Here Brother, Don`t Waste Your Time On Me`
the Mystery Man Got Nervous
and He Fidget Around A Bit
he Reached In The Pocket Of His Mystery Robe
and He Whipped Out A Shaving Kit
now I Thought It Was A Razor
and A Can Of Foaming Goo
but He Told Me Right Then When The Top Popped Open
there Was Nothin` His Box Won`t Do
with The Oil Of Aphrodite, And The Dust Of The Grand Wazoo
he Said `you Might Not Believe This, Little Fella
but It`ll Cure Your Asthma Too`
and I Said `look Here Brother
who You Jiving With That Cosmik Debris?
now What Kind Of A Guru Are You, Anyway?
look Here Brother, Don`t Waste Your Time On Me`
*(don`t Waste Your Time)*
`i`ve Got Troubles Of My Own`, I Said
`and You Can`t Help Me Out
so, Take Your Meditations And Your Preparations
and Ram It Up Your Snout!`
`but I Got The Crystal Ball`, He Said
and Held It To The Ligh
so I Snatched It, All Away From Him
and I Showed Him How To Do It Right
i Wrapped A Newspaper `round My Head
so I Looked Like I Was Deep
i Said Some Mumbo-jumbo, Then
i Told Him He Was Going To Sleep
i Robbed His Rings And Pocketwatch
and Everything Else I Found
i Had That Sucker Hypnotized
he Couldn`t Even Make A Sound
i Proceeded To Tell Him His Future, Then
as Long As He Was Hanging Around
i Said `the Price Of Meat Has Just Gone Up
and Your Old Lady Has Just Gone Down!`
and I Said `look Here Brother-who You
jiving With That Cosmik Debris?
now Is That A Real Poncho Or Is That A Sears Poncho?
don`t You Know, You Could Make More Money As A Butcher?
so, Don`t Waste Your Time On Me`
don`t Waste It, Don`t Waste Your Time On Me
*(shante)*
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