Frank Zappa - Dinah,,moe,,hum

i Couldn`t Say Where She`s Coming` From,
But I Just Met A Lady Named Dinah-moe Humm 
She Stroll On Over, Say Look Here, Bum,
I Got A Forty Dollar Bill Say You Can`t Make Me Cum
(y`jes Can`t Do It) 
She Made A Bet With Her Sister Who`s A Little Bit Dumb
She Could Prove It Any Time All Men Was Scum 
I Don`t Mind That She Called Me A Bum,
But I Knew Right Away She Was Really Gonna Cum
(so I Got Down To It) 
I Whipped Off Her Bloomers`n Stiffened My Thumb
An` Applied Rotation On Her Sugar Plum 
I Poked `n Stroked Till My Wrist Got Numb
But I Still Didn`t Hear No Dinah-moe Humm,
Dinah-moe Humm 
Dinah-moe Humm
Dinah-moe Humm
Where`s This Dinah-moe
Comin` From
I Done Spent Three Hours
An` I Ain`t Got A Crumb
From The Dinah-moe, Dinah-moe, Dinah-moe
From The Dinah-moe Humm 
Got A Spot That Gets Me Hot, Ow!
An` You Ain`t Been To It
(no No No No!)
Got A Spot That Gets Me Hot, Ow!
An` You Ain`t Been To It
(no No No!)
Got A Spot That Gets Me Hot
But You Ain`t Been To It
(no No No No No!)
Got A Spot That Gets Me Hot
But You Ain`t Been To It
`cause I Can`t Get Into It
Unless I Get Out Of It
An` I Gotta Get Out Of It
Before I Get Into It
`cause I Never Get Into It
Unless I Get Out Of It
An` I Gotta Be Out Of It
To Get Myself Into It 
(she Looked Over At Me With A Glazed Eye
And Some Bovine Perspiration On Her Upper Lip Area
And She Said . . . ) 
Just Get Me Wasted
An` You`re Half-way There
`cause If My Mind`s Tore Up,
Then My Body Don`t Care 
I Rubbed My Chinny-chin-chin
An` Said My-my-my
What Sort Of Thing
Might This Lady Get High Upon? 
I Checked Out Her Sister
Who Was Holdin` The Bet
An` Wondered What Kind Of Trip
The Young Lady Was On 
The Forty Dollar Bill Didn`t Matter No More
When Her Sister Got Nekkid An` Laid On The Floor
She Said Dinah-moe Might Win The Bet
But She Could Use A Little ______ If I Wasn`t Done Yet 
I Told Her . . . 
Just Because The Sun
Want A Place In The Sky
No Reason To Assume
I Wouldn`t Give Her A Try 
So I Pulled On Her Hair
Got Her Legs In The Air
An` Asked If She Had Any Cooties On There 
(whaddya Mean Cooties! No Cooties On Me!) 
She Was Buns-up Kneelin`
Buns Up!
I Was Wheelin` An Dealin`
Wheelin` An` Dealin` An` Ooooh!
She Surrender To The Feelin`
She Sweetly Surrendered
An` She Started In To Squealin` 
Dinah-moe Watched From The Edge Of The Bed
With Her Lips Just A-twitchin` An` Her Face Gone Red
Some Drool Rollin` Down
From The Edge Of Her Chin
While She Spied The Condition
Her Sister Was In
She Quivered `n Quaked
An` Clutched At Herself
While Her Sister Made A Joke
About Her Mental Health
`till Dinah-moe Finally
Did Give In
But I Told Her
All She Really Needed
Was Some Discipline . . . 
Kiss My Aura . . . Dora . . . 
M-m-m . . . It`s Real Angora
Would Y`all Like Some More-a?
Right Here On The Flora?
An` How `bout You, Fauna?
Y`wanna? 
Mmm . . . Sound Like You`re Chokin` On Somethin` 
Did You Say You Want Some More?
Well, Here`s Some More . . . 
(oh, Baby . . . ) 
Oh, Sure . . . Look,
D`you Think I Could Interest You
In A Pair Of Zircon-encrusted Tweezers? 
Mmm . . . Tweezers!
Wait A Minute, Lemme Sterilize `em . . . 
Gimme Your Lighter . . . 
I Couldn`t Say Where She`s Coming` From
But I Just Met A Lady Named Dinah-moe Humm 
She Stroll On Over, Say Look Here, Bum,
I Got A Forty Dollar Bill Say You Can`t Make Me Cum
(y`jes Can`t Do It) 
I Whipped Off Her Bloomers `n Stiffened My Thumb
An` Applied Rotation On Her Sugar Plum 
I Poked `n Stroked Till My Wrist Got Numb
An` You Know I Heard Some Dinah-moe Humm
Some Dinah-moe Humm
Dinah-moe Humm
Dinah-moe Humm
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Some Dinah-moe
An` A Little Dinah-moe
An` Some Dinah-moe
An` Some Dinah-moe
An` Some Dinah-moe
An` A Little Dinah-moe
An` Some Dinah-moe
An` Some Dinah-moe
An` Some Dinah-moe
An` A Dinah-moe Again
An` Dinah-moe
An` Dora Too, Lil` Dinah `n Dora
An` Dinah-moe
Kiss My Aura, Dinah