Frank Zappa - St. Alphonzo~s Pancake Breakfast

yes Indeed, Here We Are!
At Saint Alfonzo`s Pancake Breakfast
Where I Stole The Mar-juh-reen
An` Widdled On The Bingo Cards In Lieu Of The Latrine
I Saw A Handsome Parish Lady
Make Her Entrance Like A Queen
Why She Was Totally Chenille
And Her Old Man Was A Marine
As She Abused A Sausage Pattie
And Said Why Don`t You Treat Me Mean?
(hurt Me, Hurt Me, Hurt Me, Oooooh!)
At Saint Alfonzo`s Pancake Breakfast
(hah! Good God! Get Off The Bus!)
Where I Stole The Mar-juh-reen . . . 
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Ooo-ooo-wah . . .