Gym Class Heroes - Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 1
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Bartender!
`yeah I Hear Your Wise Ass, Give Me A Minute.`
I`m Trying To Get This Round Over Here.
`what Do You Think I`m Just Working For You Here?`
Actually, Will You, Will You Send A Drink, To The Lady At The End Of The Bar? Yeah That One Right There.
`here You Are Man.`
Yeah, Yeah. It`s On Me. Tell Her It`s From Travie.
`it`s From This Guy Over Here.`
From The Second She Shimmied In
I Was Intrigued By Her Essence
And My First Instincts To Make Sure That My Presence Was Felt
Simple And Plain
I`m Probably Jumping The Train
But All I Could See Was My Name Engraved On Her Belt
Hit The Pause Button
Damn!
I Don`t Even Know This Girl
And I`m Already Practicing My Sweet-nothins
But That`s A Classic Trait Of A Soft-spoken, Heart-broken, Fellow Like My Self Best Believe (pussy)
I Tend To Wear My Heart On My Sleeve
But That Night The Jagermeister Had My Sleeves Rolled Up
Wait A Minute, Hold Up
I Think She Caught Me Grillin` Now I`m Spillin` My Drink (don`t Look Don`t Look)
I Knew Our Feelings Were In Sync So Now She Gave Me The Wink
The Only Problem Is, I`m Not Your Ordinary, Average Romeo
A Cyrano De Bergerac (shut The Fuck Up)
In Fact, I Remember Back In Fifth Grade
I Tried To Read The Book Of Love, But Sadly
The Introduction Didn`t Grab Me
So I Left It On The Shelf And Kept Moving
Assuming That This Planet Rotates
I`ll Just Procrastinate Until The Day I Bump Into My Soulmate
Who Would`ve Thunk I Would Be Pissy Ass Drunk When Time Came For Collision
So I Made The Decision To Just Keep My Composure (cool Cool)
Until She Started Getting Closer
And Then I Felt This Weird Feeling Underneath My Left Shoulder, And Then I
Slipped, Tripped, Busted My Lip And Fell In Love
The Minute That She Stepped In The Door
The Type Of Girl I`d Have To Make A Couple Mix Tapes For
To Me She Equaled Mc Squared And Everything Else Was Mathematics
I Never Took The Time To Practice
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