Muppets - Happiness Hotel
Oh, There's No Fire In The Fireplace
There's No Carpet On The Floor
There's No Kitchen Anymore
But If The Road's Been Kinda Bumpy
Don't Try To Order Dinner
And You Need To Rest A Spell
Well, Welcome Home To Happiness Hotel
If You've Got Luggage Keep It Handy
But You're Running Out Of Luck
'cause The Bellhops Ain't To Organized
Still If You Don't Mind Friendly Animals
And The Elevator's Stuck
And Can Learn To Stand The Smell
Well, Welcome Home To Happiness Hotel
Welcome Home
No Matter Where You Wander
Oh, Welcome Home
You Will Never Do As Well
Okay The Lobby's Looking Shabby
And The Whole Dern Thing Has Been Condemned By 'merican Express
And It's Got The Wrong Address
Still The Management Is Cheerful Though The Whole Joint's Gone To Hell
Well Welcome Home To Happiness Hotel
There Are Bugs
Oh There Are Bugs
Sure We Have Our Little Problems
And There Are Lice
There Are Lice
But You'll Never Beat The Price
You've Got Ev'ry Kind Of Pest
But We Treat 'em All As Equals
You've Got Every Kind Of Critter
Jes' Like Any Other Guest
Still As Far As We Can Tell
Though You're Cleaner Than The Others
You'll Fit Right In To Happiness Hotel
We'd Fit Right In To Happiness Hotel
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