Story - Fatso
This Is The Last Time, This Time I Will Win
It Took A Long Time To Gain This Weight,
It Will Take A Long Time To Lose It Again
I Will Have Only Water For A Week, Then Maybe Carrots,
And Celery, And If I Lose Then Sunday I'll Have Brown Rice
Because Someone Will Adore Me When My Ribs Show Clearly
And I'm Thin Even When I Sit Down
Someone Will Admire My Gorgeous Arms And Legs
When I'm Only One Hundred Pounds
I Bought A Doctor's Scale On Sale Today
It Takes Up Half The Bathroom, And It's Really Ugly,
But I Know It's Going To Help Me Reach My Goal
I Get So Dizzy When I Stand Up Fast, And I Don't Feel Like
Dancing But I Know I'm Gonna Do It This Time, For Sure
Now I Walk Past The Fatsos Eating Doughnuts,
With Cream Filling, Icing, Jimmies, And I Am So Glad I Am Not
Like Them
Because Someone Will Adore Me When My Ribs Show Clearly
And I'm Thin Even When I Sit Down
Someone Will Admire My Gorgeous Arms And Legs
When I'm Only One Hundred Pounds
Last Night I Dreamed I Ate A Chocolate Cake, And When I
Woke Up I Was Sure It Was True So I Weighed Myself Just To
Make Sure And Drank A Diet Coke
I Want To Be Skinny (oh I Am So Hungry
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